Monday, January 12, 2009

Post the First

So, this is my first post on my blog. Haha, I didn't actually think I'd ever get into this blogging business, but I figure that it's a good way to fill people in on what I've been up to while I'm overseas. So, if you care, add it to your favourites!

Oh yeah, I haven't actually left the country yet. I thought that I'd kick things off with the subject lines of some spam emails that I recently received. There're some doozies in there!

Runners up:
Yes, you, grow your manhood
Make her horny with this
No human part is stronger longer
Turn on your charm and show off your manhood
Turn your boner to something you can be proud of
You can trick any chick by giving her impression of a rich man
This blue pill works like an alarm for your sleepy member
The life will be wonderful again with the blue pill in your hand
Now you will have Hard Rock not only on your Cd's but in your pants as well
The bigger the size of candy stick, the more delicious it is
You can be happy leaving your wallet happy as well

2nd and 3rd place go to:
Trade your banana for a steel pole
Graduate in style with a new shaft

And my personal favourite, the wonderfully inspirational:
Turn your member into a leader

Hope you enjoyed that little snippet of interweb innovation. I'll do my best to keep you posted on the happenings!

Ciao for now.